Two words: Finger Puppet.
Talk to your friends via the finger puppet in an annoying voice, offer them relationship advice. Make your friends talk to the finger puppet, especially if they need a lift, make them beg the finger puppet for said lift. Most importantly however, only give them the lift when they've begged nicely, asking pretty please with cream and sugar on top , and given the finger puppet now named Mr. Wizard a kiss, then query there sexuality for liking the finger puppet too much. Best 5 euro I've spent in ages, thank God for the new Art & Craft shop in town today. I haven't laughed this hard in quite some time, my friends might never speak to me again.... ah fuck it! It was worth it... :D
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